What’s the diference between a blonde girl and a mosquito?
If you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!!!
Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
How can you tell which end of the worm is its head?
Tickle its middle and see which end smiles.
What is everything a plumber needs to know about his job?
Poop runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
It cannot be done. It is a hardware problem.
What’s the definition of Trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Why does a mother kangaroo hate rain?
Because the children have to play inside.
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!
How do you make a woman’s brain the size of a pea?
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.
Why do birds fly south in winter?
It’s too far to walk!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What are the two words you don’t want to hear when you’re standing at a public urinal?
Why are men and spray paint alike?
One squeeze and they’re all over you.
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs while you vacuum.
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
What will a blonde ask you if you tell her she’s pregnat?
“Is it mine?”
What do you call a woman who expects to have sex on the second date?
Why do men prefer INTELLIGENT women?
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them :)))